The Best Psychic Joke In The World, Ever!

by Douglas Gibb on October 5, 2009

It’s Monday again, and it’s time to combat those ‘start of the working week’ blues. This is the funniest, and all time best psychic joke in the world, ever! It’s real life humour, and what makes it even funnier is that people put signs up like this one, all the time. Enjoy!

Of course this isn’t the final word on what’s the best psychic joke in the world :D If you know of a better one, I’d love to hear it.

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11 comments… Let's discuss

igster101 October 5, 2009 at 3:05 pm

These jokes are great. One of my friends is a tarot card reader I’ll have to share these with her.


Douglas October 5, 2009 at 3:08 pm

Hey Igester101,

Thanks for dropping by :) and I’m glad you enjoyed the post. I hope your friend enjoys it :D


Marcus Katz October 5, 2009 at 4:55 pm


Nice. Although not a psychic joke, this one really happened … my wife was teaching an Assertiveness class at the University of Derby many years ago, and had to cancel one lunchtime session. I went and put up a sign on the door, “Assertiveness Class Cancelled”. Of course, this was in a corridor walked by thousands of the brightest (oh hum) minds in Derbyshire, so you can bet when I came to take it down later that day, it now read … “Assertiveness Class Cancelled – If nobody minds, I hope? Let me know if you do. Please.”



AJ October 5, 2009 at 5:13 pm

Yes this is funny! =D


Rose Gardenfae October 5, 2009 at 5:34 pm

Good one Douglas.. love to start the day laughing .. you are appreciated !


Douglas October 5, 2009 at 6:38 pm

Hey guys, I’m glad you liked the joke :D

@Marcus, Thanks for dropping by :) Haha I love situations like that. It’s little events like that – good-natured fun – that make my day.

@AJ Glad you liked it

@Rose Gardenfae Thank you for your kind words, deepest appreciation.


Helen October 5, 2009 at 10:06 pm

Certainly made me smile this morning!


Ginger October 5, 2009 at 10:13 pm

You are finding the BEST stuff….very funny….


Douglas October 6, 2009 at 10:04 am

Thanks guys, really appreciate it, and I’m glad you both liked it.

@Ginger I’ve seen that sign being used twice in my life. The first time I saw it I couldn’t stop laughing.

@Helen Great! I’m glad it was able to lift the mood :D


Jeff S. Davis August 1, 2010 at 5:37 pm

Great. That reminds me of the sign outside the Silver City public library; and probably others, which reads “No dogs allowed except seeing eye dogs” and I know what the intent is, but at the time it made me laugh, the only people who need to read it, can’t.
Good post,


Douglas Gibb August 1, 2010 at 10:59 pm

Hi Jeff,

LOL – signs like that are awesome! :D


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